I always say I'm going to write a letter...

Dear Mr. Letterman,
I'd like to start off by saying that I love your show. Some of my favorite segments include "Will it Float" that is probably my favorite segment of all. I enjoy that game so much, sometimes my friend Sarah and I play along with you and Paul while talking on the phone, how I wish there really was a home game. Does that make me a dork? Oh well, I wont dwell on that. I also like "Ape or Artist" or "Ape, Artist or Elephant" or whatever you are calling it these days. Anyway the real reason I am writing is to thank you for finally putting the Late Show Bear away for what I can only hope is forever. I mean I really like things that are ridiculous and redundant (see above) but that was getting really old, really quick. While I have your attention I guess I should also at least throw out my idea. That is if you are going to have a cop stand behind your desk for all or part of the show, why don't you make it a good looking cop. (Mr. Cop from last night please don't take offence I was merely suggesting someone a tad younger, who have a few less donuts and most importantly was moustachless.) Well it's just a suggestion take it or leave it.
Your friend
Me