Random thoughts and things overheard…

…part…oh who cares, is anyone counting?

Actually today’s post should be titled “Things witnessed and things overheard”, anyway it’s been a whiles since the last random thoughts post, actually it’s been a while since any post at all.

Things overheard:
Little girl and her mom at the grocery store.
Mom: To little girl who was in the cart but not in the seat part and wearing a skirt. “Put your legs together.”
Little Girl: “Because I’m a lady”
Mom: “That’s right”

Things Witnessed:
My sister who lives about three hours away walking down the side walk of the shopping center where the grocery store mentioned before is located. Okay so it wasn’t my sister, it was a girl that looked exactly like her. I was convinced it was her for about a minute that is until I saw the belt she was wearing, and it was a belt my sister would never wear. I still called my sister to make sure it wasn’t her.

Gas station attendant on break. Okay that’s not so weird, but she was smoking a cigarette. I thought that’s not very safe, then she did what I think was the unthinkable she walked over to the pump to put one of those “This Pump is Out of Order” baggies over the handle(?). What is that thing called? You know the part the gas comes out of. A nozzle? Do hicky? Anyway it didn’t seem very safe to me. If you are reading this gas station attendant lady you might not want to do that, I know you are the expert and everything but handling a thing that gas comes out of while holding a cigarette in the other end is just not very intelligent. I’m just sayin’, that’s all.

In unrelated news I had this conversation with myself earlier tonight.
Me: You know what I hate warm tuna fish.
Myself: Hey lets have a tuna fish sandwich for dinner, better yet a grilled tuna fish sandwich.
Me: Okay.
After sandwich was done and I was eating it.
Me: Yuck warm tuna fish.